Harry’s New Years Resolutions

 

It’s that time of year where everyone makes unnecessary demands on themselves, just to trying to make others happy.  Okay, this year I’ve decided to make some changes of my own.  I’ve listed them below not necessarily in any order.

  1. I will cut down the number of trips to the Magic Cupboard (where my treats can be found).
  2. I will stop laying around like an old slug all the time.
  3. I will quit expecting everybody to do my bidding.
  4. I will quit procrastinating.

When do I have to change?  Now? I can’t.  I’m busy laying around the fireplace, getting my guardian to get me treats (and anything else I need).

Oh, heck. Who needs to change?  I’m purrfect as I am.